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Monday, March 06, 2006

I decided to finally break my bumper sticker virginity*

That way, when I see someone with one of those blasted "W" stickers on their bumper, and I speed up to cut them off..they will know that it's not that I am a bitch..but that I am a bitchy DEMOCRAT.


(*unless you count the bumper sticker I (for god knows what reason) bought in 11th grade that said "I'd rather be tied up and whipped" which my mother make me remove PROMPTLY. Still, it was on my car for a good 45 minutes. But I don't believe it counts. And anyway my Honda has never had a sticker on it)

10 comments:

Caity said...

I knew I couldn't be the only one who gets instant road rage at the sight of the "W" sticker!

Nicky said...

Haha! Thank God for you guys. I get mad at W stickers too! All I can think is "This is all your fault for voting that way!!!"
I have 2 passive-aggressive stickers on my car. One is "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" and the other is "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
I had to take down my "Bee-yotch" bee air freshener though. Since I'm going to be working at a preschool!

Sarah said...

i am a bad liberal...i am afraid if i put one of those blatant anti-w stickers (which is what i really wanted!) on the car then some redneck republican will slash my tires.

The Pink Kitty said...

redneck republicans totally would do something like that. Like the time some crazy conservative type saw fit to rip my pro-choice sticker off my old car (it wasn't offensive at all! it just said the tried and true, Keep Your Laws Off MY body). Jerks

Okgirl Speaks said...

I am a redneck republican that strongly believes in freedom of speech and is also respectful of others beliefs (I think that is what this country was founded on). I think you are perfectly intitled to put whatever you want on your car (I don't put stickers on mine because it messes up the paint/bumper cover). Newsflash!!!! We are not all like that!

Polly Prissy-Pants said...

I don't do bumper stickers - people in my town are too bitchy. I have had my car keyed for no reason at all - wouldn't want to give people an excuse.

Nicky said...

I admit I am afraid of extremists vandalizing my car too! I know how heated I get over seeing some of those stickers, and I imagine the other side would be even worse - especially when religion gets mixed in. But, as much of a liberal feminist dem as I am, I have to say that "ok girl" is right. Proof in point, one of my best friends up here is the director of the NH Republican Party (we are a rare, freakish duo) and during the election, she had her tires slashed by some democratic group! I was shocked. I really didn't think that "we" ever sunk to that level. But, I guess crazy people are still crazy people no matter what party they belong to.

Sarah said...

okgirl, no need to get testy.i know there are very nice republicans out there. it's just that in my area of town, peolpe (republicans i assume) have stickers on their car that say things like "No Limp Wristed Liberals On Board" and "You Are Either With Us or Against Us!" with a gun emblem over it. so yeah, these are not the kind of people i want to piss off. my car is semi new. i like it.

AnnaB said...

On the happy fun side of things, I got a thumbs up for my "Impeach Bush" bumper sticker a couple weeks ago. I'm debating when I should replace that sticker with a new one I bought: "I support patrio-fascist groupthink" with red, white and blue ribbons all over it.

Sarah said...

Anna we should take our liberally stickered cars over to Moody Street for lunch this week!