Monday, January 30, 2006

Dear CNN Breaking News:

It's not "Breaking News" if I get the email 30 minutes after something happens. That is what we call just "News". I signed up for these emails for a reason: I like the "Breaking" aspect of "Breaking News". So, unless it's just Gmail being a retard as usual, please step it up. Thanks.

Love, Sarah

Dear GMail,

If this is your fault, then cut the shit.

Love, Sarah

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