people in Newton drive like douchebags.
and i am not alone in saying this, alot of people who are not FROM Newton but live/work there confirm this fact.
+driving 15 mph below the speed limit does not make you cautious, it makes you a douchebag.
+speeding up to cut me off, and then reverting back to 20MPH doesn't make you quick, it makes you douchebag as well.
+having a Baby On Board sticker doesn't make me more careful, it makes you a DOUCHEBAG
+ and in case there is any confusion, going straight in a left turn only lane and beeping at ME when i don't let you in, also makes you........a douchebag.
i could never live here AND have a car because the sheer frustration of dealing with these douchebags would drive* me to an early grave, i am sure of it.
that's all i have to say for now. more after coffee.
*a Tuesday morning pun for you
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
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haha!! that sex swing link cracked me up!!! cooper and i have actually looked at those things before when we went to starship (our local "tobacco" supply & porn store). he and i both laughed because we're both so uncoordinated we'd never accomplish anything and probably break bones trying to just get it on. ha!!
oh..and i swear in my neck of the words EVERYONE who drives is a douchebag.
~natalie
I work in Newton Highlands and live in West Newton (but am not FROM Newton), and I have come to the same conclusion. Have you ever had the misfortune of trying to go through a 4-way stop here? it's the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. These people DO NOT GET the concept of "taking turns". Apparently when you are rich, it is always your turn.
Fuck Newton drivers. I should make that a bumper sticker.
i would definitely buy one of those bumper stickers and wear it proudly!!!
I drive from Quincy to Newton every day and I am on board with the whole Fuck Newton Drivers. I will quit my day job if they ever offer a job that requires standing on the corner of a busy intersection with a baseball bat smashing the cars of ignorant drivers..that way everyone will be able to see first hand all the assholes buy the number of dents in their vehicles. It is truly my dream job.
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