i was cruising down Moody Street, approximately 3 minutes late coming back from my lunch break. suddenly, the black ghetto-fied Acura in front of me SLAMMED on his breaks and banged a sharp left without so much as the ghost of a blinker. i braked hard and shimmied a bit, and thankfully narrowly missed him.
so of course, ever the model of decorum, i screamed out my open window "Use your asshole, blinker!!!"*
as soon as i said it i realized i goofed. d'oh!
clearly we know who the asshole in this situation is, and it ain't the guy with the Lee Press-On tint job
(*the best part is this definitely also happened to me last year in Boston and i said the exact same thing and probably blogged about it as well. history really does repeat itself)
Monday, June 20, 2005
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Perhaps he SHOULD use his asshole. Clearly his brain isn't functioning.
-G
That's hilarious. I didn't even get it until I re-read what you had written. Oops!
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