The Pink Shoe Diaries

So I finally saw the USA movie "Helen of Troy" which I had been wanting to see for a while since I am a bit of a Greek myth nerd. It was a huge dissapointment though, mostly due the actor who played King Menelaus, who is the same actor who played Bridget's gay best friend in Bridget Jones' Diary and thus I spent much of the movie half expecting him to turn to Agamemnon and begin discussing "well-timed blow jobs" as a war tactic against the Trojans.