I am going to save you the trouble of asking me "Hey Sarah, What's the haps?" and go ahead and tell you what the haps are today. Via bullet points, of course!
* I caused a bit of a stir on Twitter with just a few words. Those words were "I bought Crocs".
The e-shouts of dismay could be heard (seen) for miles (from my desk) around.
The misunderstanding lay in the most people thought I bought these
Cute, no? Especially for Crocs.
* Are you reading McSweeney's Lists? You probably should be. They get new ones every week or so and they are HILARIOUS. For instance this latest one:
Jane Austen Tries Her Hand at Advertising.
BY HALLI MELNITSKY
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Mr. Clean? Of the Derbyshire Cleans?
An Army of One ... Dishonorable Man Who Is No Longer Invited to Our Private Balls.
The Best Part of Living in a Claustrophobic Society With Little to No Social Mobility Where Individuals Are Valued for Their Land and Yearly Income ... Is Folgers in Your Cup.
Maybe She's Born With It. Maybe She's Destined for Spinsterhood.
Dude, You're Getting a Carriage.
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So definitely add McSweeney's to Somecards, Toothpaste for Dinner, Married To The Sea and whatever else is on your list of "websites I look at rather than work"