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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Your Moment of (materialistic) Zen

I don't in general give a fig about diamonds BUT...


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Look at that mother! 101.27 carats!

I really hope whoever purchases it from Christies Hong Kong makes it into a ring. "Oh hey guys, look at my epic diamond...whatup?"

Because clearly that's what someone who was wearing that would say.

8 comments:

Sky said...

"oops...did I just bump into you with my epic diamond?...my bad!"

Sarah said...

HAHA sky we are on the same page

"Do you want to go out to dinnner?"
"Oh no thanks, me and my diamond already ate"

Ladybug's Picnic said...

"Sorry, I'm busy tonight. Me and my epic diamond are watching American Idol."

Sitcomgirl said...

Good lord that has to be heavy!
"I'd like to shake your hand, but my massive bling won't let me lift my arm"

Nicky said...

That really IS an Epic Diamond! That kind of diamond gets a proper first name! Like The Hope Diamond. Good Lord. I hope whoever buys that makes it into an elaborate crown or at least some sort of headpiece. Really, I think that's just about the only think you should be able to do with it. You can't rock out with that hanging around your neck like an albatross.

Kerry said...

I give a fig about diamonds but that one is way too big! I can't even imagine...

Jenn said...

I only wish someone who owned that diamond would say that, because that would make me hate them less.

Chantico said...

Holy cow, what a rock.

I, too, couldn't care less for diamonds (could care, couldn't care? I can never remember), but geezy-peezy, wow.

I agree-a crown/tiara is the best way to go. But imagine what it will sell for. Think of how many children of South African diamond mine workers you could feed, clothe AND immunize with that. Oh, the rotten irony.

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