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Monday, January 07, 2008

I Hear The Secrets That You Keep

So apparently in addition to being a midnight flailer, a sleep-kicker and a midnight crocodile death roller, I can add "sleep talking" to my list of annoying nocturnal habits.

I woke up at midnight last night in the middle of a conversation with Adam, who was asleep. I know the term "conversation" implies that he was answering me which in reality he clearly was not since he was asleep, but in my dream he was.

Actually in my dream he was Jaime Oliver, The Naked Chef.

Adam woke up as I was asking him ""So you crossed the pond to come on tonight?" and I then proceeded into an assault of questions about ingredients he uses in his recipes. I woke up in the middle of a parsley query and was so bewildered I thought for a minute I was going insane. First because it was Adam next to me and not Jaime Oliver. And secondly because WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

I'm just glad I was watching Iron Chef before I fell asleep and not the I Love New York 2 Reunion like i had planend to (what!?) or else my midnight commentary would have been decidedly more racy.


12 comments:

Amanda* said...

I used to talk in my sleep in college. My roommate was awake once, thought I was too and that I was talking to her, so she asked me to repeat myself. I said "nothing" and rolled over.

Apparently what I say in my sleep is nobody's business.

Norwego said...

Are you mad at me? Why do my comments never get posted. This is weird.

Sarah said...

No way - this is the first comment of yours I have seen in a while! i have never not published one of your comments!

Norwego said...

I thought you were hating' on me over there in Boston. Weird. Maybe I just can't type.

Anyhoo, what I said was, I also hit and kick my boyfriend while asleep. Only when I have bad dreams. He's had to wake me up more than once, to stop the violence.

Libby said...

Jamie Oliver. *sigh* He's such a doll.

Jenny said...

Oh, really? How nice for you.

Sarah said...

But YA ARE, Jenny!!!!! YA ARE IN THAT CHAIR.

Jenny said...

Don't you think I know everything
that goes on in this house?!?!?!

Sarah said...

"About a Lesbian"

Kimba Rimba said...

I'm the worst flailer, I even annoy myself!

Lesli said...

I am just stopping by your blog via Perfectly Plump Pretty. I love your blog--I admit I spent a good hour of work time just perusing old entries! I also wanted to say I have weird sleep habits too--I sleep walk, I talk in my sleep, and I also think I see things, but really I am asleep. Now that I sound super weird--just wanted to say again I like your blog. That's all!

Sarah said...

Kimba i know what you mean I totally annoy myself! Adam is a saint!

Hi Lesli!! You don't sound super weird at all, probably because I am super weird too. :-)