Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A Crappy Misunderstanding

Coworker: How's it going?
Me: I feel kind of gross
Coworker: How come?
Me: I ate a ton of crap today.
Coworker (looking kind of stricken): Oh...that's too bad
Me: Yeah well it's my own fault. All those Christmas gift baskets in the back...I can't resist.
Coworker: I actually think they have laxatives in the first aid kit.
Me: Oh...
Coworker: You know, if you're desperate.

Me (chuckling): What do you think I'm bulimic now?
Coworker: NO just because of what you said before. How you have been trying to take a crap all day.
Me: WHAT!?
Coworker: You said "I have been trying to crap all day"
Me: Are you kidding me? I said "I have been eating a ton of crap today"
Coworker: Ooooooohh
Me: We aren't at that point in our friendship yet where I would come up to you and tell you I am having trouble taking a crap..maybe in a few months. But thanks for looking out for me!

We then collapsed into the giggles that only Poo Humor can bring on and decided that the next time you are out and about and someone you are not interested in speaking to opens with "So how are you doing" you have to say "Not Good - I've been trying to take a crap ALL DAY"


Jenny said...

Holy LOL.

Kerry said...

I just laughed out loud and scare my dog out of a snooze! Thank you for the poo humor!

Mandy said...

I am laughing so hard at my desk right now!

Nicky said...

HOOOOWL! *wiping tears of laughter from my eyes*

Meg said...

Poo humor is my favorite. Poop is just so darn funny, I don't care how old you are.

This one's going to be good for a nice long while.

tulipmom said...

It's not nice to make a pregnant girl laugh that hard :)

Cloggsy said...

That is too funny!

Kimba Rimba said...

That's great! I was thinking wow she's telling you to do *that*!

You have the best bathroom/poo talk!

Melissa said...

Hahhahaha that's awesome! :D

Jeff Cutler said...

Next step, the Yankee Swap where you discreetly wrap up a holiday gift basket rescue kit. You know, enema two-pack, some pepto bismol and the aforementioned laxatives. Please wrap in tissue paper, just in case.

Sarah said...

we call it a "red sox" swap in my office.


Amy said...

Oh my god...I just laughed so loud and I am by myself!! I needed one too, since Btree school were let out 90 minutes early, but I just got out at 3:30...same as if we weren't dismissed early since busses were late anyway and some parents were still stuck at work. BOO!!!

Kate said...

Just found your blog and this story is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I just found your blog and I am laughing so hard out loud that I have tears streaming down my face. Thanks for giving a pretty stressed out mom a good laugh this morning...I needed that!

Kenya Says said...

Oh my is too funny. I'll have to try that!!! WOW!

By the way...I LOVE LOVE LOVE Golden Girls!