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Friday, June 22, 2007

What I Remember About Last Night

- Dinner at Fox and Hound with Adam

- Two Tanqueray Martinis at Fox and Hound (dirty, with three olives)

- Texting Jenny apres martinis to say "Let's go to Paul B. Karaoke tonight" (for those not in the know, Paul B does THE BEST karaoke around)

- Going to the South Side Tavern for said karaoke

- Jenny buying us shots

- Drinking lots of shitty Chardonnay and feeling like that snoot in Mystic Pizza who orders white wine at that dive bar and everyone is like "wtf".

- Doing TONS of Karaoke, including but not limited to
1) Runaway by Bonnie Raitt
2) Ven Conmigo (with Jenny) by Christina Aquilera (for those not in the know it's the Spanish version of "Come On Over")
3) Leather and Lace (WITH Paul B) by Don Henley and Stevie Nicks
4)??????

- Buying random people shots (that's how I roll)

- .....and that's it

And today I woke up with a burger , untouched, next to me on my nightstand and feeling extremely foul.

All I have to say is:



And now: Lifetime movies with the word "Hangover" substituted in.

A Hangover Kind of Death
A Town Without Hangovers <--- where I want to live
A Hangover So Deadly
Crimes of Passion: She Woke Up Hungover
Danielle Steel's Hangover from Nam
The Man With Three Hangovers
Hangovers In The House
Why I Wore Lipstick To My Hangover

19 comments:

Perfectly Plump Preppy 2.0 said...

Oh you poor thing. At least you had fun. Take two advil and one Riptide Rush Gatorade and you should be back in fighting condition.

Lori said...

I am right there with you Sarah. I spent the evening indulging at Jose Macs outdoor block party. I am way to old for this crap 4pm will not come soon enough.

Sarah said...

seriously! you would think i was a gal of 23!

Carrie said...

Hahaha! I love this blog. And I love that you don't limit your crazy nights out to the weekends! Go Sarah!

PS: Those ecards are so fantastic. Last week I used one on my blog. It said, "I can't fucking believe I'm still temping" ....which is funny cuz it's true.

Marie said...

i just stumbled across your blog and although I AM in fact 23...its still hard for me to get up at 7 am for work when the night before is a blur of cosmopolitans and rum and diets

Krista said...

omg i think you were channeling Erin and I! We didn't get to go out last night and seems you drank for the three of us.

I feel ya dawg, you must be hanging.

Anonymous said...

I read your blog every now and again too, and let me tell you, I feel your pain today for real. Dollar drafts for hours at Sissy K's and the Hong Kong (plus a free beer from a promotional co and a guy buying us drinks) does not make me a happy girl today. Ah well. Just have a few beers (or whatever your pleasure) tonight and you'll forget all about it!

Trixana said...

Why have I not met Jenny? Ven Conmigo is my favorite party trick. I also like "Como un genio atrapdo".

Sarah said...

WE WANTED TO DO GENIO ATRAPADO!!

he didn't have it though. we were so bummed!

Trixana said...

I like that he had Ven Conmigo and not Genio Atrapado. Haha.

P.S. - Are you coming to the fiesta in August?

Sarah said...

oh hell yes. can't wait!!!

Me said...

Poor girl....how's the headache?

Anonymous said...

I just started feeling like I'm NOT going to die.

Hillary, let's hangout and have a spanish singalong!!!

Andy said...

Hangover & Mrs. X

Trixana said...

Oh my god - we have to!

I want to hang out with all of y'all in August. It's mandatory.

Rebecca said...

hahaha, LOVE the Lifetime Movie titles!!! You're a flipping riot!

I had a headache too, sans hangover though. Wish I could've blamed on some fun, but unfortunately.... no can do.

Three hours of yoga helped some...but now today, I can't walk! hahaha. Have a great weekend!

zhendirez said...

You forgot "Mother, May I Sleep With Hangover?"

Sarah said...

ahhh how could i forget one of my fave Tori Spelling movies!!

Greens and Pinks said...

Not Without My Hangover!