Universal Truths
*If I get my car washed, it will, without fail, rain the next day.
*If there is no line at the Dunkin Donuts drive through, I will realize I forgot my wallet when I get to the window.
*If I am wearing a light colored top, I will always somehow manage to spill my morning coffee on me even though I hardly ever do that and even though it is virtually impossible with the Dunks "spill proof" top.
*If I buy something on the sale rack that is marked "As Is" but has no percievable blemishes or holes. I will notice when I am actuallly WEARING it in public that there is a big tear down the side that only a blind person could have missed.
So, that's how I am rolling this morning..how 'bout you?
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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Oh no!! Sorry girl!! I love your "universal truths" though! ;-) btw, due to the uh... bird situation, I almost got my car washed yesterday!! Good thing I didn't, I suppose!
I'm right there with you - light colored BCBG tank top had a run-in with hazelnut from the irish bakery and now I look like a drooler.
As far as the light-colored top thing goes, my own personal variation is this:
"When the copier requires a toner cartridge change, I will be wearing nice clothes."
AMEN, chris!
There are no tears in clothing, just previously-missed fashion enhancements.
Oh girl, we know thats how you roll, aight?
Tonight I have beer and Days of our Lives TiVo'd.
Yeah, I said it. Jealous?
:)
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