Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Fun With Hearing Loss

Me: I think I should give away my Quick Chef since I don't need it anymore.
Adam: Do it!
Me: I'm going to bequeath it.
Adam: Ha! You said queef!!!

Me: Thanks for helping me with the dishes. I hate when it smells like old food in here.
Adam: When does it smell like O'Douls in here?

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