The Pink Shoe Diaries

i really am too easily influenced by television.

today, in a completely unexpected move, i am wearing my hair down today. something i have not done in about 2 weeks due to humidity and fear of not being able to fit my large mane through doorways.

but today, my hair is OUT and ABOUT. it is down, and crazy-curly and i do not even care.

and do you know why i don't care?

because i watched a Lifetime movie called "Crimes of Passion" this weekend starring the lovely Dina Meyer who ALWAYS rocks the crazy curls and i felt like "i can do this too! it is OKAY"



now, if you will excuse me. i am going to pretend to be sexually harrassed, sue the law firm i work for for MILLIONS when in actuality no harrassment took place and my lover and i were just scamming said law firm, but then my REAL lover and i will kill my other lover and try to go to Mexico, but then tragically we will be killed by the other lover's wife who will then end up with all our millions.

so you see, i have a busy day ahead of me.