The Pink Shoe Diaries

well this has been quite an interesting turn of events.

i came home from work. and the little red spots that i thought were from my latenight encounter with the toenail clippers are in fact WORSE. and have spread a little bit to my sides.

which gets me thinking. welts don't spread. and they don't normally get bigger for no reason.

so these must not be welts.

so after talking to my mom and jenny (who is similarly afflicted) and consulting WEBMD.com it became clear what i have.

Hot Tub Foliculitis

all together now: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW"

well, what does one expect when one spends Memorial Day like this:



so i was wrong to blame the toenail clippers. that was just a coincidence

what i DO blame is the demon alcohol i consumed that led me to believe that this Bacteria Soup would be a good time.

Damn you Pinot Grigo!!!

(sorry if this grossed anyone out, but now you know! they have people limits on hot tubs for a reason!! chlorine can only handle so much)

it's simple math, really

6 people + hot tub = a good time.
10 people + hot tub = skin condition

live and learn!