The Pink Shoe Diaries

i have the sort of insane driving habit of speeding up when someone is cutting me off. i don't mean that when i see someone who looks like they are trying cut me off i speed up so they can't get in..i mean that once they cut me off i speed up as they are right in the lane in front of me, so as to scare them and let them know that i think they are not cool. it is particularly scary when someone cuts across the lane i am in and i come within inches of hitting them. granted, i labor under the idea that i can stop my car in one second. really, braking is a mental function, right?


so i have no doubt that next time i am in an accident I will be calling Commerce Insurance from a jail cell.


ah well, they say vehicular assault is the new black.