The Pink Shoe Diaries

it is official. i am a caffeine addict. i cannot function like a normal, well-behaved person unless i have at least 12 oz of coffee in my system.


it is only 11AM and so far today I have
1)_ yelled at the ad guy from WBOS and told him "jay, no one here is interested in what you have to offer." he, of course, cried...or at least hung up without telling me to have a nice day.
2)_ committed a federal offense involving someone's lawsuit against the Cheesecake Facory and a check for $18,000
3)_ told a homeless child to "get lost"
4)_ rolled my eyes at my boss. twice.
5)_ invited a coworker to kiss my ass. twice.


so you see, i am a menace to those around me when i am decaffeinated. luckily i have in my hand a venti iced coffee that hopefully will slap me out of this bitch-from-helll mood.