The Pink Shoe Diaries

(_) I never have been drunk

(_) I never have smoked pot

(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex

(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex

(_) I never crashed a friend's car

(X) I never been to Japan

(_) I never rode in a taxi

(X) I never had anal sex

( ) I never have been in love

(_) I never had sex

(_) I never have had sex in public

(_) I never have been dumped

(_) I never shoplifted

(_) I never have been fired

(_) I never been in a fist fight

(X) I never had a threesome

(_) I never snuck out of my parent's house

(X) I never been tied up (sexually)

(X) I never been caught masturbating

(_) I never pissed on myself (while wearing a cat-tail?)

(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex

(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex

(X) I never been arrested

(_) I never made out with a stranger

(_) I never stole something from my job

(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)

(X) I never went on a blind date

(_) I never lied to a friend

(_) I never had a crush on a teacher

(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans

(_) I never been to Europe

(_) I never skipped school

(X) I never slept with a co-worker

(X) I never have been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone

(_) I never have thrown up in a bar

(_) I never have visited a site held holy by a major religion

(_) I never cheated on a final exam.

(X) I never had a relationship with someone of the same-sex

(X) I never have been/gotten someone pregnant

thanks jenny. jeez. i have done alot of stuff i guess. although i wish i could say i HAD fisted or been fisted. i suppose that is a dream that shall remain unreached ;-)