The Pink Shoe Diaries

oh my god, i haven't updated in ages!! this is what happens when you are a last semester senior and you save all your work for the final three weeks! the good news is today is my last day of classes, so i will return with a BANG (or maybe even a zing!) next week with my intellectual-cum-alcoholic shtick that you all know and love. in lieu of a proper update now, i leave you with mine and danielle's latest effort: an attempt to synopsize John Steinbeck's East of Eden over IM.

Part One (in a series)

control seven: although, even though cathy is evil i kind of like her
control seven: at least shes interesting
control seven: i love Adam too though, he is so simple
stillframered: yeah that's true.
stillframered: i love how he's totally convinced that she's bakcing him, but really she's like "this blows, i'm out"
control seven: LOL
control seven: i know, shes like "fuck these twins!"
stillframered: TWINS???
stillframered: i haven't gotten there yet!
control seven: oh fuck
stillframered: she's still preggo
stillframered: i sort of figured
control seven: sorry!
control seven: its not a big deal, i mean she is HUGE, so you would have realized soon
control seven: i also love that old man, Simon is it?
stillframered: samuel
stillframered: i think
control seven: damn
control seven: i am a tahd
stillframered: i sort of figured because they are like "she is huge, bigger than most" blah blah
stillframered: so i figured twins
control seven: phew
stillframered: haha ruiner
control seven: omg, i was going to say something else other than "fuck these twins" which would have really ruined it
control seven: im glad i didnt
control seven: i like when she's young and Fs that teacher
control seven: what a little ho
stillframered: i know, she's such a ho!
stillframered: she's so intense
stillframered: i like when she smashes the glass in his face
control seven: i know!! she's like "bitch, i own you"
control seven: he fucks her up though