The Pink Shoe Diaries

interlude from Vicki's car

Vicki: I don't let my students say "oh shnap!" because shnap is just another way of saying "shit"
Meaghan: yeah, or "balls"
Sarah: What Meaghan, as in "that guy had hairy shnap"??

when vicki, meg and jill and i get together we are the most obscene of girls. it really is a shame.


wow, Star 93.7 is really on their game. it took them almost no time to bang out a dance-remix of that new Dido song. I am impressed. is it me, or is nearly everything better when "remixed"? This may just be yet another symptom of my P.Diddy complex, but still. I love me a good dance mix.

so i am realizing that my boss at work must think i am the vixen of the Club, and by vixen i mean raging nympho. this is not, obviously, the case, but i am always saying things that would lead him to suspect me of whoreiness just as he is walking by. i will give you an example. now, we all know that sexual harrassment runs rampant in the food service industry, it is simply a fact. when i first met dennis the cook, he had a cold and i remarked on this to him, something like "aw, you sound awful!" and he said "Yeah i'm sick, so we can't make out right now." So, yesterday i ran into him again and he was markedly better, so I asked him if we could make out now? (kidding, of course) but right as i was saying it my boss walked right by me, stopped, raised an eyebrow, and continued on. i'm also pretty sure he heard Patty, Ronnie and i discussing "pity-f*cking." i swear, i am not as class-less as I seem.