The Pink Shoe Diaries

Introducing: the Pick Up Line of the Week

"Do you know that you look just like a naughty school-teacher?"
- as spoken by a teetering white-hat to a certain Miss Frazier.

In order for this line to work, you must say it in passing to a girl, and then follow her over to her friends and repeat it several times. It also helps if you worry aloud about "intimidating her" with your obviously fearsome intellectual prowess. She will, inevtiably, shoot you down and then all her friends will mercilessly taunt you, but it is not your fault: blame it on the sweater vest.