The Pink Shoe Diaries

this right here has gotten me through some rough times



there was the time i was broke and in college and being broke is no excuse not to go out and party. so jill and i would fill you with vodka and bring you into ManRay with us and order tonic waters for free and we even invented a dance wherein the group dances around the person who is furtively pouring the vodka from the flask into the cup so no one notices and everyone drinks and the night is much better than if you were not there.

and then there were the times that i would attend concerts at The Orpheum and the Pavillion and who wants to chance missing a good song by heading to the wine stand? so I would fill you with vodka and juice and sip away and not miss anything. (we will not mention the time i put you in the waistband of my pants to get past security and you slipped down my leg and out the bottom of my pants, oops)

and now tonight, i am going to the Sox game and you know i don't want to miss any of the action by waiting for an entire inning in the "malternatives" line, so you are filled with Spiced Rum goodness and you will see me through all 9 innings even though it's supposed to be 50 degrees tonight.

silver flask: you complete me.