Monday, January 31, 2011

The Seven Stages of New England Weather-Report Related Grief

1. Disbelief ("But it just fucking snowed")
2. Anxiety ("Where is all that snow going to go!? How will I get to work")
3. Anger ("I just fucking shoveled for 3 hours the other day")
4. Snowmocidal Rage ("I JUST FUCKING SHOVELED FOR THREE HOURS THE OTHER DAY" (accompanied by fist shaking))
5. Depression (This sucks/ I hate life)
6. Acceptance (Oh well we live in New England, what do we expect/ We can handle it!)
7. Drunk

Actually usually number 7 precedes number 6.


TBA said...

It's funny because it's true!

Mandy said...

I am in mid-Missouri but experiencing the same grief. We are having a blizzard. Literally. The disbelief is even greater, I think, because it's not supposed to be like this here! Beer makes it better, though.