F Off
Is it possible to have a flu of the emotions? Wherein it isn't your body that is afflicted but your attitude?
I have been in the BITCHIEST mood this week. I hate everyone. I dislike everything. Pleasantries make me nauseous. Politeness makes me gag. Basic human decency makes my skin crawl. WTF?
It's seriously like having a stomach bug but instead of vomiting the contents of my stomach I am vomiting bad attitudes and snarky statements. Again I beseech you, WTF?
Adam had the foresight to head off an altercation at home by taking me out for martinis tonight and I now feel equipped to say that tomorrow I will be in a better mood. Right? I mean THREE days existing inexplicably in this mood would just not be right.
Besides I have a few things to look forward to this Wednesday, though it is the MIDDLE of the week and I definitely feel it should be at least THURSDAY (see what I mean about a bad attitude?). These things are:
1) Wearing my new skirt for the first time
(Talbots Outlet - you complete me)
2) An evening hair appointment with a NEW HAIRDRESSER (sacre bleu!) to freshen my highlights (and mask the abomination that is my roots)
3) A fun night on the town immediately proceeding my hair appointment because come on, one mustn't waste a fresh blow out on one's boyfriend alone. The WORLD must be privy to it.
So yeah, here's to feeling less like commiting a mass murder and more like my normal GOOD TIMES self.
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12 comments:
i think you need a vacay.
i've been getting meaner by the minute around here because I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF WORK!
Hope the martinis kicked ass! :) And girl, I am also heading to a new stylist!
i hope you had a GREAT evening and are feeling a lot better today! :)
Thanks girls and YES Natalie I definitely hardcore need a vacation. Thank god Memorial Day weekend is coming up and I have a nice little 4 day weekend on a river in NH with some antiquing and grilling planned. Ahhhhhh.
I get that way if I eat too much sugar and not enough protein.
So I guess self-medicating with some Blow Pops I stole from Accounting yesterday was a bad idea?
Yeah, I don't know what's up with that, but sometimes I wish they made a sign I could put up that says, "We'll both be better off if you just leave me the hell alone."
You need a drink, sister. Come over and sign up for my limoncello give away. We're drawing the winner later this afternoon!
YES that is the best suggestion I have had all day. Done and Done. THANKS!
The mood usually hits me when people at work are too retarded to figure out that obnoxious small talk-y probing questions aren't appropriate before I've had my morning coffee. Rrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You could have a beet salad... :) I am so freakin embarrassed!
At least you'll look like a cute bitch in that awesome skirt!
Maybe its something in the air or a contagious (nationwide) bug because i have been in the weirdest/ worst mood lately! A flu of emotions is great way to describe it...
I'm sure your hair looks fabulous by now, a fresh hair style helps EVERYTHING. Hope tonights fun!
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