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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The OfficeSpeak/RealLifeSpeak Translator

I like what you did here but let's come at it from another angle
Translation: You fucked up.

I don't have time for this problem, can you take the lead on addressing it?
Translation: I am probably the one who fucked up but you are going to fix it for me

I would be happy to help!
Translation: Fuck you.



It is definitely THAT kind of day.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like somebody's having a case of the Munnndaaayys.

Sarah said...

Tuesday is my Monday this week

Girl said...

LOL - that is cute. I can definitely relate! :)

Sarah said...

haha i'm glad!

Krista said...

haha, i have something similar to that in my cubicle. I love Alice and her fist of death.

Sarah said...

I relate way too much to Dilbert/Dogbert.

This is pretty much my motto
http://f2.org/image/comic/dilbert-motto.gif

Anonymous said...

Just as I think maybe I miss working in an office.....no...no I don't. You are so right it is all about screwing each other and not in the fun way.

Sarah said...

i feel bad - my office is actually awesome and my coworkers are really great - this was just a shitty day! i like to have one of those once a month or so - maybe more. :-P