Conversations with a Withering Bitch:
Part One
scene: i am leaving my work after a hellishly long day, laden down with holiday invitations to be mailed. a gust of wind (or my own terrible balance) sends a stack of the cards hurling towards the ground and i utter in the most ladylike of manners "fucking fuck!!!"
man who just parked at the curb: (rushing to help): here let me help
me: no, it's fine
man (helping): here you go!
me: ok thanks, bye!
man: i love helping pretty ladies when i can
me: you're not supposed to park there.
end scene.
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4 comments:
I find variations of that phrase to be more expressive to the situation.
Such as "Fuckity Fuck-Fuck!!"
its funny you say that, because men are always confusing my bitchiness with flirting. and i am always like "no, i really am being a bitch! go away!".
LOL. It was the parting "You're not supposed to park there," that made me howl. ;)
-G
I love it. Hilarious!
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