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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

dear lady-wearing-a-turban,

i can't be bothered this early in the morning with figuring out why you are wearing literally a towel on your head in a turban like fashion, or why you are sitting in you car in a parking lot of a company that i am pretty sure you don't work for. or why, for that matter, you have all your windows down when it is actually quite brisk this morning, despite it being spring.

what i am concerned with, however, is you admonishing me this morning for having my music too loud in my car, which i had just parked and was in the midst of getting out of because i, unlike you, have a job i must attend to. first of all: i was blasting Seal, and everyone likes Seal (and if you don't, we can debate your dubious musical tastes another time). second of all, it's a large, commercial parking lot and i am pretty sure i can play my music as loud as i want. third of all, you are clearly weird and must know that this directely affects how seriously your requests are taken by others.

i'm sorry if i interrupted your spa-day-in-a-Tercel, but i happen to enjoy loud music in my car in the morning, and that is my right as a normal, non towel wearing in public, person.

thank you,

Sarah

3 comments:

Sarah said...

i am in love those shoes myself. they are Christian Louboutin, from Saks, a mere $530 a pair. maybe we can all go in together on them and share custody?

Jennifer Wertkin said...

fucking hilarious. I love your writing. Thanks! I usually write funny anecdotes but today I was melancholy. Yours cheered me up though...
-Jennifer

pinkme said...

HAHAHA, I hope she reads this, although if she forgot to remove the towel from her head she probably can't operate a computer! I love your blog!