while driving to the mall on my lunch break, a suspicion of mine that i had harbored for a loong time was finally confirmed.
people who wear say-something hats are terrible drivers!
now you may be wondering "oh my god! i wear a hat! might MY hat be construed as a "say-something" hat? could I be a terrible driver??"
there is a simple test to divine this information.
if your hat looks anything like these hats, in shape and size, then it is safe to say that you are wearing a "say-something" hat. a hat that says something. (although that "something" is usually "i'm 85 years old!" or "it's Easter!").
in any case, if you detect the shadow of a say-something hat in the car in front of you, pass that car as quickly as possible. staying near it can only bring you pain and misery in the form of going 30MPH stuck behind them on the highway, or in the form of nearly hitting a guardrail to avoid them when they swing without looking into your lane.
those say-something hats, man, they are deadly.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
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2 comments:
natalie, you look good and you do what you want! :-)
I have a beige hat in the style of that first blue one, so I guess it's SORT of a "say-something" hat but I rarely drive with it because it BLOCKS MY VISION. And therein lies part of the reason these women are horrible drivers, I think. :)
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