The Pink Shoe Diaries

**stolen from MySpace.com**

DEADLY SINS SURVEY

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
- the old couple who were standing behind my car in the Bruegger's Bagels parking lot so i could not get out.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
- my fists of fury, aka my death machine

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
- yes. repeatedly. ask Adam ;-)

4. How about of the same sex?
- i am kind of a hitter, a la Elaine Bennice.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
- probably my mom for not calling her last week. i = a bad daughter

6. What is your pet peeve?
- slow drivers and braggarts

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
- i do but never for that long.

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
- check the fax machine at work

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
- i never really sleep late...i think maybe a few months ago i slept until 10AM?.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
- meg k.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
- i told my mom i didn't call her because i was working late all week which is a total lie.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
- i dont think so..usually i am watching an informercial late at night so i fall asleep halfway through

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
- when i cleaned out my car on saturday morning. it was 10 degrees out and that piece was DIRTY!

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
- once

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
- dirty tanqueray martinis with 3 olives

2. Meat eaters:
- i like a good porterhouse, hold the mushrooms please.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
- i once had about 10 shots of gin while playing a drinking game that Jill and I made up to go with E True Hollywood Story:New Kids on the Block. I got hives from it, vomited profusely, and then passed out. it was HOT!

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
- No.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
- No. I look good and I do what I want (not just a motto, but a lifestyle)

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
- I LOVE sweets.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
- um, no.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
- 50, easily. i went to an all girls camp for several years. clothes were optional. (jk)

2. How many people have seen YOU naked?
- same amount..maybe more given my drunken tendencies

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a man/woman?
- Yes.

4. Have you "done it" w/someone you barely know?
- Yes. I went to Umass Amherst for a year, duh.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
- i like pretty eyes and nice hands.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
- Probably.. i used to hang out in some seedy places

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
- Sure, i used to get tested every 6 months just to be sure. clean as a whistle, every time!

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
- None. (i am debt free 4 life)

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
- H&M. the clothes are crap but i can't stop buying.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
- use the money as my startup towards becoming a real estate tycoon.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
- i want money (that's, what i want)

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
- thats my MO in life.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
- during a minor klepto phase in 9th grade i stole makeup from CVS and a wallet from Urban Outfitters

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
- about 500 from my Kazaa days. I miss you Kazaa!

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
- City Year

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
- Graduate from college

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
- Travel to every place that i want to.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
- Not really. not unless i was SURE i would win.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
-I usually only enter contests when i know i have a great shot at winning.

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
- no, not because it's wrong but because i didnt want to get caught.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
- did NOT go shopping on my lunch break.


ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
- Matt K has a tan. i would like to have one of those.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
- i dont understand this question.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
- Melinda Gates

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
- Yes, but not by anyone that i really cared about anyway.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
- I usually wish i had straight hair...unless I am having a good hair day.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
- Organization

7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
- Lust. it's the one with the least consequences.