Reasons Why You Should Want To Go Out Drinking With Me: The Manchester Edition
1) I tend to make friends wherever i go. Especially drunk women who are at least 10-15 years older than I am.
2) I just want to dance! even if it is to Destiny's Child and with the aforementioned 40 year old woman.
3) I liberally buy rounds of shots and rounds of drinks for you and for people I don't even know for reasons like :i like your shoes, i like your friends necklace, you smell nice..etc
4) i am can spot a catfigght practically before it happens, and get you and me out of the way of flailing stiletto boots and flying, badly manicured fists.
5) I get overly emotional and will cause a HUGE, EMOTIONAL scene on your behalf, or the behalf or your sister in law, if something happens that i think is a slight to you or her.
so there you have it...good times for everyone! (and meet me at the Yee)
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Ok, I've been thinking this since BEFORE this post, but I think we would totally be friends and should all hang out (Snailie Cindy is included, of course), seeing as how we both live in Boston. But this post made me definitely believe it. :)
oh girl, we are too much alike!! if i'm ever in boston or you're ever in the ATL we *have* to go out. ;)
the comment above was by natalie. duh.
oh man, you make me wish i still lived in boston
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