The Pink Shoe Diaries

does this ever happen to anyone else?

you are having a busy day so you order lunch in and eat at your desk. you finish your sandwich so that there is nothing left but a large chunk that could even be one massive bite or two normal sized bite. you think "time is money" so you cram the whole large piece in your mouth and at that precise moment your boss walks into your cublicle, asking 100 questions. and you can't even close your mouth all the way, much less answer a question without spewing turkey and tomatoes all over him. and when you try, a piece of lettuce falls out of yor mouth.

it's pretty awesome.