The Pink Shoe Diaries

wow. that was pretty coherent for a drunken posting. i think i spelled better than i do when i am sober. but then again, we all knew that i am a smarter person when i have been drinking..and we have known this since the "Getting Drunk Before School in Tenth Grade and Getting an A+++ on A History In Class Essay" incident of 1995.


but i digress


i think, in general, i am pretty funny. well, more witty i would say. but still, their is humor in my general air. but every so often my wit misses the mark and hits the groud with a thud. yesterday during the sales meeting we were discussing J Lo. someone said "she can't even act" and someone else said "she's not even talented!" and so i say "she can't even ACT TALENTED"


crickets chirruped as everyone looked blankly at me


ah well, you can't win every time.