The Pink Shoe Diaries

observations: part five

1) it does not feel good when you wear a wool sweater with no kind of shirt/tank top/etc underneath.

2) it is bad phone etiquette to respond to a greeting like "Good Morning, this is Sarah" with " Who the hell is this?". it also shows poor listening skills.

3) subjects that belong under the heading "What I Don't Want to Hear About While I'm Eating Lunch" include: the abccess in a coworker's cat's mouth, and the yeast infection that another coworker had in her stomach.

4) flat, possibly old soda is a-ok if you put enough ice in it.

5) when your boss jokingly asks you what the postman said about him. perhaps don't say "he said you look fat" . because he might not think it's that funny.