The Pink Shoe Diaries

i am being a bitchy beast of a girlfriend right now

i have the GREs tomorrow morning, which i am studying for right now (you can't really "study" for it, but i am looking over my vocab words, practicing math (which i suck at) etc.) essentialy i am cramming.

i was all settled in the living room. in my new black and gray hoodie and pants, diet wild cherry pepsi by my side, Kaplan prep book open before me and scratch paper scattered about, with my laptop nearby for looking up of words on dictionary.com.

then adam calls and is like "i'm on my way home, my buddy george is with me. we're goign to hang out. is that ok?"

like what, i am going to say "no" when he is in the car with his friend a block away from here?

instead i opted to be super bitchy in another way and shifted into "fine, whatever" mode. (ladies, i think you know what i mean).

so i carried all my study materials from the comfy clean living room to our cramped, messy bedroom.

i am not pleased.

and when adam came in and was like "hi boo!" i ignored him and told him "leave me alone"

and i won't even go out to meet his friend who i don't know.

and i can tell they are trying to keep their voices down so i kind of felt bad.

for a minute.

but not really.

but then the buzzer rang which means MORE PEOPLE are in my apartment now.

i hate men. especially men i don't know. who are drinking beer in my living room when i have an important test in the morning.

if anyone out there makes any noise above a hushed conversation i will not hesitate to open the bedroom door and fling my 14.5 oz "ocean water" scented yankee candle at the head of the person sitting closest to me.

and it is pretty heavy too.

did i mention i have PMS?